Then I see the posts
Then I just rage.
People who say, “Oh, I’m such a huge fan, I mean I’ve watched ALL the movies!”
Putting it into perspective, you know when Harry Potter came out as a movie? You remember the people who had loved the books before that, and then these new people came in?
It’s like that, but with 50 YEARS of books.
Do these people know Iron Fist? Jessica Jones? Ant Man?
No, because they’re not in the movies.
And don’t reply to this saying: “Oh you should be happy that there’s new fans! They like the same stuff as you!”
I would! But they stamp on what I love, they hug it too tight, they doll it up, they put homosexual things where they don’t belong!
Imagine it like this, imagine if you wrote a really good book right, and then I say: “WOW, COOL BOOK, LET ME JUST ALTER EVERYTHING YOU’VE JUST WROTE!”
I saw a blog the other day about Thor and Loki fucking.
Thor and Loki.
THOR AND LOKI.
They’re not even fucking checking who these characters are, they’re just fucking going along with it to fit the fuck in.
Charles and Eric? What you know about Charles and fucking Eric? Tell me who Chris Claremont is, you fucking freak. How about Brian Michael Bendis? Frank Miller? John Romita Jr.?
OH LOOK YOU FUCKING CANT BECAUSE ALL YOUR FUCKING GIFS ARE ABOUT CHRIS EVANS TRYING TO SLIP HIS JUNK INTO RDJ’S ASSHOLE.
You know what really annoys me? Like these people are talented. They’re good at what they do, that’s what annoys me. If they were bad, and it was poorly written stories and bad drawings, I’d shrug it off. But they’re GOOD at it, they’ve obviously noticed character differences and written them well but the biggest annoyance is the ART.
THE ART. FUCK. How are so many people who are so talented so fucking devoted to shitting on what they love? SERIOUSLY!
You’re all AMAZING, you could get a job PENCILLING or INKING these comics, but instead you fucking draw Thor being sucked off by Hulk or some bullshit like that.
Go to a comic book store! Just go there! The industry is on its ass as it is, no one is buying the comics anymore, they’re only watching the films. If you went to the comic book store and BOUGHT comics and SUPPORTED what you love, then everyone would be so much happier. You’d know what you’re on about, fans like me wouldn’t dislike you because you’re ignorant, the whole industry benefits and we’re all a lot better.
In short, if you’re on tumblr blogging about “”“”“the avengers”“”” then there’s a high chance you’re a fucking idiot who knows fuck all about the comics, you’ve only watched the movies and I want to sit you down with my comics so you read them all.
Welcome to the Internets, that series of tubes where your beloved Avengers have been oh so tainted and tarnished and ruined by these utter n00bs who’ve never picked up a comic book in their lives and didn’t even know there was such a thing as Marvel Comics (and DC Comics and IDW Publishing and Dark Horse Comics and…), and how dare they write and draw Tony Stark getting fucked by Steve Rogers or some homosexual incest shit between Thor and Loki (FYI - they’re not blood brothers, not even in the original Norse mythology so technically it ain’t incest) like that.
tl;dr go fuck yourself. It’s the Internet. Get over it.
P.S. Great job tagging your post so that everyone can find it.