Now Playing Tracks

memosfromfury: [Submitted by: H. Savinien S.H.I.E.L.D. personnel and Avengers Initiative members are reminded that Peter Parker’s “webslingers” are his own invention.  While they are not subject to official U.S. copyright due to the compications of his secret identity, they remain his intellectual property and any attempts to “borrow” and replicate them for sale on the open market will be strictly penalized. On a related note, I will find out who stuck all of HR’s desk chairs to the ceiling as soon as my techs trace the security camera hack.  You will be providing them with coffee for the next three months and serving it to them personally.  Captain Harkness has been good enough to promise the services of one of his operatives to train the perpetrator as a “teaboy.”]
Zoom

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: H. Savinien

S.H.I.E.L.D. personnel and Avengers Initiative members are reminded that Peter Parker’s “webslingers” are his own invention.  While they are not subject to official U.S. copyright due to the compications of his secret identity, they remain his intellectual property and any attempts to “borrow” and replicate them for sale on the open market will be strictly penalized.

On a related note, I will find out who stuck all of HR’s desk chairs to the ceiling as soon as my techs trace the security camera hack.  You will be providing them with coffee for the next three months and serving it to them personally.  Captain Harkness has been good enough to promise the services of one of his operatives to train the perpetrator as a “teaboy.”]

memosfromfury: [Submitted by: inkvoices Providing Director Fury with leftover shawarma does not mean that he will let personnel ‘off the hook’ after said personnel locked Loki in the only intact bathroom remaining in Stark Tower, and went AWOL for shawarma while the rest of S.H.I.E.L.D. had to deal with the aftermath of what Stark misguidedly referred to as a ‘party’.  Debriefs are scheduled for 0900 hours and EVERYONE will be there. In addition, informing Capt. Rogers that this is what a party in the 21st Century entails will lead to the aforementiond informer cleaning up after said ‘party.’  On their own.]
Zoom

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: inkvoices

Providing Director Fury with leftover shawarma does not mean that he will let personnel ‘off the hook’ after said personnel locked Loki in the only intact bathroom remaining in Stark Tower, and went AWOL for shawarma while the rest of S.H.I.E.L.D. had to deal with the aftermath of what Stark misguidedly referred to as a ‘party’.  Debriefs are scheduled for 0900 hours and EVERYONE will be there.

In addition, informing Capt. Rogers that this is what a party in the 21st Century entails will lead to the aforementiond informer cleaning up after said ‘party.’  On their own.]

daunt: thederpvengers: junopsis asked: “Everybody! What is.. your favorite ice cream!???”  (Full-size pic here) I LIKE SNOW CONES.  >8U
Zoom

daunt:

thederpvengers:

junopsis asked: “Everybody! What is.. your favorite ice cream!???” 

(Full-size pic here)

I LIKE SNOW CONES.  >8U

(Source: askthederpvengers)

deductionisthekey: 221cbakerstreet: flatbear: dead-logic: I just read this very interesting article: Why Loki Won in the Avengers. Warning: spoilers. Make sure you’ve seen the movie first before you read this. Mind: Blown. It always bugged me that Loki was so careless about drawing the Hulk out, knowing full well he could be beaten by the creature. This is just…ahhh. AHHH. yes good HOW DIDN’T I NOTICE THIS BEFORE?…..Genious
Zoom

deductionisthekey:

221cbakerstreet:

flatbear:

dead-logic:

I just read this very interesting article:

Why Loki Won in the Avengers.

Warning: spoilers. Make sure you’ve seen the movie first before you read this.

Mind: Blown. It always bugged me that Loki was so careless about drawing the Hulk out, knowing full well he could be beaten by the creature. This is just…ahhh. AHHH.

yes good

HOW DIDN’T I NOTICE THIS BEFORE?…..Genious

To Tumblr, Love Pixel Union