dicksoclock:

oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says 

“where do these go?”

and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”

and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried

and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”

msgryz:

mad-angel-with-a-box:

frequency-radio:

supersonicbionic:

 The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

-Frederic Brown

 

Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?

And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.

#How fandoms ruin hipster posts

I love seeing shit like this. Then I just end up thinking, “Are there things on the other side of the door? Perhaps something fell and knocked into it.”

You can’t tell me shit like this and just think I’ll take it at face value I NEED MORE INFORMATION WHY IS HE SITTING IN A ROOM WHAT’S HE DOING IN THERE WHAT DOES THE LAST MAN ALIVE DO ON A DAY-TO-DAY BASIS IS HE A FARMER DOES HE FARM FOR FOOD OR PERHAPS LIVES IN A FOREST AND AN ANIMAL KNOCKED ON HIS DOOR ON ACCIDENT OR THERE’S A STORM AND SOMETHING HIT AGAINST THE DOOR see you just can’t tell me these things.

(Source: lmaogtfo)

ren-ne-rei:

Bene.

(Source: rennerei)