JESUS TUMBLR
Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.
ANDROID PHONE WITH UNLIMITED DATA
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JESUS TUMBLR
Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.
ANDROID PHONE WITH UNLIMITED DATA
(Source: doctorcrusher)
i’m not drunk enough for this
what
Earlier today I asked Twitter which Supernatural characters each TGWTG contributor most closely resembled. I should’ve qualified that I meant the show. But here are the results!
Linkara- Castiel, Suicidal Teddy Bear, Sam
“I don’t know the show very well, but if there’s a powerful “guardian…
You’re damn right I’m the Trickster
Seems legit.
SCREAMING
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Ruined Childhood of the Day: Scientifically Accurate Magic Carpet
If Sir Issac Newton had seen Aladdin in his lifetime, this is probably what he would’ve said.
wake up disney
A few months back, a small twitter hashtag got kind of crazy - #overlyhonestmethods
Its a hashtag full of scientists admitting shortcuts in research, along with the daily face palms and annoyances of a scientific lifestyle. Science is hard, yo.
I decided to steal some of the more popular tweets from the trending hashtag along with some random images of scientists from Google image search and combine them. This is the result. it works, I think.
The full album can be found here: http://imgur.com/a/x77kL
This is terrifying and brilliant in how it illustrates all the way research can be skewed unintentionally.
These made me laugh hysterically. My favorite is at the full album…
“Blood samples were spun at 1500rpm because the centrifuge made a scary noise at higher speeds.”
XD
what the fuck
if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead
oh my god i’m so happy rn???
legit crying with laughter
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How Animals Eat Their Food
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“In walked the butler.” Oh, who could that be, I wonder. That’s basically racist.
John Oliver has read “Daily Show” slash fiction, and he has some constructive criticism.
Somebody let John Oliver be included!
i’m crying too hard
#shirozora #i think i am morally obligated to reblog this for shiro
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8:24pm: The fun. guy is wearing meggings. The wife says this band sounds like “fast Coldplay,” which is damning to both parties.
8:26pm: The fun. guitarist was dressed just like Poindexter during the Nerd Rap in Revenge of the Nerds. No Booger Presley on the mean guitar, though. Fun. closes out their set being rained on, and yet Adele fails to do us all a favor and set fire to it.
8:53pm: Jay-Z has a brandy snifter. Important.
9:13pm: Frank Ocean gets a standing O for his first Grammy win. Who the fuck stationed Kathy Griffin behind him? How did she even get a ticket? Ocean won over Chris Brown, who is in attendance tonight. I hope he beats Brown to death with his trophy and then pisses in his eye.
9:39pm: Rihanna is here rocking mighty hair extensions. Her backdrop looks like the set of “Medea”. I fully expect her to murder two children at the end of the song. Chris Brown drove her to it.
9:42pm: Ne-Yo, dressed like a saxophone player, presents a Grammy to Jay-Z and a bunch of other people including Frank Ocean. Jay lets the other people talk because Jay-Z clearly doesn’t give a shit about any of this because he could buy the Grammys tomorrow if he wanted to. When Jay starts talking, the wrap-it-up music STOPS. That’s how powerful Jay-Z is. He can cut off the cut-off music. I wonder how many men he’s had killed.
10:07pm: Jay-Z still clutching that brandy snifter. It’s like a prosthesis at this point.
10:08pm: Sting takes the stage with Bruno Mars. Poor move, Bruno. Sting will take your song and demand you play a slowed-down Chilean sea shanty version of it live.
10:28pm: And fun. wins another award. OH HEY THERE’S LENA DUNHAM! Thank God she’s finally getting some exposure. I feel like she’s really been under the radar lately. Her tattoo looks like a spilled Slush Puppy.
10:42pm: Prince is dressed in an avant garde hoodie, like he’s about to go train to box a mime. He gives Gotye the Record of the Year Grammy in the most “No fucks left to give” voice humanly possible. Clearly, it’s between him and Jay-Z for the “you’re lucky I bothered to show up” title.
“My father will hear about this … and hammer you !”
that awkward moment when…who’s Captain Kurk
He’s the captain of the starhip Unterprise
#stur truk #he also has a first officer named mr. spuck
The Sturshup Unterpruse - Captain Kurk, Mr. Spuck, and Lunurd McCuy.
With Lieutenant Sulu! … wait.
And Enseign Chukuv Puvul Undrujuvuc.
BULDLY GUU WHUR NU MUN HUS GUNE BUFURE
Spuce: Thu Funul Frunture
cruyung
Watch the puppies spin
> I hear them saying, “Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. …”
> It’s a puppymill.
> We must harness the energy.
> It’s a known fact that the food slightly to your left tastes better than the food that is immediately in front of you.
everyone watch this right now
somehow the news that rob liefeld wrote a script detailing the early days of image comics and wants chris pine to play himself, christian bale to play todd macfarlane and john chu to play jim lee does not actually surprise me
it’s too ridiculous for me to even make fun of
why is this post ruining my dashboard again
i’m so glad about this
okay so especially in the two towers, any time legolas is not the focus of a shot, particularly in Helm’s Deep, he makes the greatest faces
like this one especially
i’m calling it Background Legolas and i want it to become a thing now
This is the best post. omg.
#reblogging for shirozora bc its trek #and bc it speaks to her pain in other fandoms #making her own sam/tron like a bootlegger in prohibition
I’M DYING I CAN’T BREATH OH GOD
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